Call/Text:
720-591-2192
Email:
scoop@poopnasty.com

Get Back Your Time

Enjoy The Luxury of a Clean Yard

Bask in splendid glory while your neighbors look on in envy

One less thing to worry about
Reclaim your yard from stink bombs
Mowing poop a thing of the past
Hassle-free; Easy to schedule
Sanitized equpiment
Eco-friendly practices
Let someone else do the dirty work whlie you enjoy a round of golf

Tired of Your Yard Being a Minefield?

So are your neighbors...And your kids...Or grandkids...So are your pets...And wandering wildlife...So are rays of sunshine...The unfortunate rain drop...And the blades of a lawnmower...So is your family...And friends that haven't abandoned you despite your defiled lawn...So are future decendants...And embarassed ancestors...As is your younger self, you let down...

To restore honor to your future self, make the pledge to end the vicious cycle of a perpetually stained yard

I Will Be A Better Person

Meet Poop Nasty -
Your Friendly Neighborhood Dapper Dump Disposal

Family owned, father and son team
Trustworthy
Process focused*
Humbled pride

* We believe consistent processes and systems set the foundation of a good business. Quality customer service and satisfaction are natural byproducts of well thoughout processes and systems

Vincent Conca**

Chief Poopmaster

** Image may be a dramatization of actual events

Aidan Conca***

Chief Pooptech

*** Future daily driver

White Glove Service

Frequency

Once a week

Once every two weeks

Once a month

One-time

Locations

Castle Pines

Castle Rock

Franktown - new

Elizabeth - new

Deoderize

Included in pricing

Areas with concentrated poop, we spray

Scent is broken down, not masked

Discounts

Active or retired military

Over 65

Disabled

Teacher

Sanitized Equipment

Between each cleaning to minimize the transfer of bacteria and other nasty stuff

Bonus Scoop

Schedule 3 months in advance and get one extra cleaning at no charge

Uniformed

If you're going to do something, may as well look good doing it

Eco-Friendly Practices

Bio-degradable bags

Sanitization spray environment friendly

Glory

Bask in the glory of not having to scoop your yard

How It Works

You sign up

A scoop day will be assigned based on our route optimization and efficiency practices (how the trash collector operates)

We arrive on your scheduled day

Your yard is cleaned

A picture of your locked gate is texted to you

We sanitize all equipment

FAQ

What happens to the poop from my yard?

We Leave It

If it's all the same to you, we will dispose of it in your own trash containers

We Take It

We dispose of it with our own trash pickup

Winter is coming, how does this work?

We Get What We Can

We still scoop.
Just like spring, summer, and fall, if we can't see it, we can't scoop it, and we don't go on a quest to find it.
In most cases, what is missed is picked up the following week.

Some companies charge $12 for Weekly, why should I choose you?

Several Reasons

You get what you pay for
We hold ourselves accountable to what we charge
We're that good
Upkeep on those snazzy uniforms isn't free (okay, it is)

Pricing

Cost Per Cleaning For One Dog

Weekly	Every Two Weeks	Monthly	One Time
$20	$35	$60	$80

Additional Cost Per Additional Dog

Weekly	Every Two Weeks	Monthly	One Time
$3	$5	$10	$10

Contact us to get scheduled

Call/Text: 720-591-2192
Email: scoop@poopnasty.com

Castle Rock CO

TEL: 720 591 2192
SCOOP@POOPNASTY.COM

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